I'm back. I met a girl who plays Counter-Strike, another who reads bash.org and another that uses words like "troll", "flame war" and "member title" without a second thought.
I met someone who I swear behaves and speaks and thinks exactly as I imagine Madtom, and now I can't stop thinking of Madtom as this guy. He lives in Newcastle, though, so it's not some freaky coincidence and fate and all that. <:(