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Cough cough
Feb. 27th, 2006 08:18 pmThis article makes absolutely no sense. I thoroughly expect to see a Flimsy Parkins entry about it.
This parody makes me sick because it's so true. And it's timed impeccably to cool music as well.
I am sick sick sick. I went to a friend's house the other evening, and we had fun creating an awesome rap song. At 2am, I realized that I was shivering, had a horrific fever and could barely swallow. Curiously, an hour of Battlefield 2 didn't clear that up. After giving up on Taxi 2 which was the only thing on at 3:30 am, I finally fell asleep, only to awake at 6:00 am with my pillow missing. The next 30 minutes were filled by me hallucinating elaborate conspiracy theories about where my pillow had disappeared to (first my friend had taken it, then his parents had removed it in revenge for me eating half a cake, but it finally turned out that a police squad had rappelled through a non-existant cathedral rose window and confiscated my pillow for evidence). I eventually found it and returned to my slumbering, only to wake two hours later, return home and sleep until 3 pm. I stayed home from school today, and tomorrow I have band practice (6:30 am), a Calculus test and the Canadian Computer Competition all afternoon.
We'll see if I make it until tomorrow night.
This parody makes me sick because it's so true. And it's timed impeccably to cool music as well.
I am sick sick sick. I went to a friend's house the other evening, and we had fun creating an awesome rap song. At 2am, I realized that I was shivering, had a horrific fever and could barely swallow. Curiously, an hour of Battlefield 2 didn't clear that up. After giving up on Taxi 2 which was the only thing on at 3:30 am, I finally fell asleep, only to awake at 6:00 am with my pillow missing. The next 30 minutes were filled by me hallucinating elaborate conspiracy theories about where my pillow had disappeared to (first my friend had taken it, then his parents had removed it in revenge for me eating half a cake, but it finally turned out that a police squad had rappelled through a non-existant cathedral rose window and confiscated my pillow for evidence). I eventually found it and returned to my slumbering, only to wake two hours later, return home and sleep until 3 pm. I stayed home from school today, and tomorrow I have band practice (6:30 am), a Calculus test and the Canadian Computer Competition all afternoon.
We'll see if I make it until tomorrow night.
