You are a cad, sir. There is no telling what you might do next, no sir. Your actions bely your harsh words and I believe that you are sending me subtle and poorly-worded messages. You fervently wish to accompany me to the darkest room in your house and receive my majestic manhood in the most desctructive manner possible, which is to say that you have homo-erotic dreams regarding dog collars and steam engines with rubber genetalia. Have a nice day, friend ;)