Erm

[mrlachatte]

I was dusting the computer case today when lo and behold, a furry, brown spider the size of my hand scuttled up on top of it and then back down the side. I shrieked and let my family kill it while I huddled across the room with as little of my body touching the ground as possible. It was either a wolf spider or a huntsman, so either really docile or really dangerous. That's always comforting =\

PS. Awesome song get it from fungahhh today

Comments

[ex-jstopard774.livejournal.com]

UNFRIEND ME NOW.

The whole point of me abandoning my other journal was to get away from chavs like you.

[crankgod.livejournal.com]

yeah chav get the hell out of here, you chav

[mrlachatte.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP CHAVS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SPIDERS CHAVS HERE

[ex-jstopard774.livejournal.com]

Why did you friend-add me? Seriously though, why?

[mrlachatte.livejournal.com]

Because you make me stand erect like a soldier.

[tyrannous.livejournal.com]

Your conduct is gaudy and unrefined. You are but a villain, a reprobate, a dangerous vagrant of the information network. Get out of my fucking head. Unfriend me, now.

[mrlachatte.livejournal.com]

You are a cad, sir. There is no telling what you might do next, no sir. Your actions bely your harsh words and I believe that you are sending me subtle and poorly-worded messages. You fervently wish to accompany me to the darkest room in your house and receive my majestic manhood in the most desctructive manner possible, which is to say that you have homo-erotic dreams regarding dog collars and steam engines with rubber genetalia. Have a nice day, friend ;)

[tyrannous.livejournal.com]

I'm not gay, honey. Sorry.

[ex-jstopard774.livejournal.com]

O, I so badly want to have deadly vampire role play with you...got a msn address?

[mrlachatte.livejournal.com]

icebowfreak@hotmail.com

[ex-jstopard774.livejournal.com]

O, I so badly want to have deadly vampire role play with you...got an msn address?

[mrlachatte.livejournal.com]

Sorry I'll have to let everyone else lust after you without seeing a picture of your genetalia.

[ex-jstopard774.livejournal.com]

Give me your proper msn...

[mrlachatte.livejournal.com]

revvy_mzx@hotmail.com

I actually had you added for a while for some reason.

[crankgod.livejournal.com]

holy hell i didn't realize this conversation actually went on

you're a chav unfriend me (bastard, unintelligent)

[crankgod.livejournal.com]

Oh shit

jstoptard is tyrannous

well it's not as if i'm surprised

[crankgod.livejournal.com]

I mean serously who the fuck else would use a word like chav

And incorrectly at that

Only tyrannous has the ability to use a string of obscure words incorrectly

I have seen the light

[nps.livejournal.com]

you know australia is filled with deadly spiders

FILLED


I have never been bitten by a spider.